Yodeling Johann, from Ultima VI
The Avatar met Johann at 'The Fallen Virgin' tavern in Bucaneer's Den, although Johann readily admitted he would be interesting in moving to a new locale. Even though Johann was well aware of the illegal nature of most of the sailors' professions, he was unwilling to speak poorly of them out of fear for his own safety. He was particularly afraid of Hawkins, Ybarra, and Bonn.
Like most of the less talented bards in Britannia, Johann was trained at the Conservatory in Britain. The lyrics to his songs were ludicrously poor, and his yodeling frequently got him injured by the bar patrons.